Polemic/trio

“Let me answer that ever so silly polemic with a question,” said Astronaut Mike Dexter. “In space, why would we wear boxers or briefs? As we all know, space is scientifically very cold, and due to NASA contracts, we are obligated to wear a trio of undergarments at all times: boxers, briefs, and a lady’s thong. I was just as flabbergasted as you were, but once you get used to the trifecta, it’s really the only way to go.”

–Cindy Capleton

Before I could change the channel, a horrific trio of Rick, Rick and Michele appeared on the screen, and from their mouths spewed a polemic against homosexuality, a litany of familial virtues that slavery bestowed upon the American people, and a chorus of heartfelt prayers to their god for economic stability. And after this bit of CNN coverage, I knew who I’d rather see running for president of this broken nation.

-Glady Potter
GOP trio to appear at Iowa dinner

 

Upon glimpsing the trio of tiny blue dildos peeking out from under Gargamel’s bed it  suddenly became all too clear that his anti-Smurf polemic was mere smoke and mirrors intended to hide his incessant smurfsturbating.

~Lady Schwartz

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4 Responses to Polemic/trio

  1. wrightless smalls says:

    One would have to be a complete polemic to cite aversion to the infamous blend of Dolly Parton, Linda Rondstandt and Emmylou Harris that makes up the album Trio; from To Know Him is To Love Him to Rosewood Casket it is a lyrical journey directly to the heights of ecstasy matched only by the female ejaculation of Annie Sprinkle.

  2. Sir Pumpkin Longshanks says:

    As evidenced recently, the polemic of Space-appropriate intimates is inching back into the center of sceintific debate. Mark, Rick, and Steve – a trio of scientific researchers from Playtex Labs – emphatically deride all studies which preclude the use of a lady thongs in zero gravity chambers. Their basic tenet of support while eliminating intrusive and unsightly panty lines has been tested and yielded positive results time and again.

  3. Dr Banana says:

    As the trio roared into action with an uptempo arrangement of “Up the Hefeweisen”, the stubborn polemic J.G.Poopoff demonstrated his upset by performing the Can Can and wailing loudly. It was later revealed that the speaker of the house made no effort to stop the charade because he was holding in a fart and was worried he would follow through if he moved too suddenly at that time.

  4. Velma Creen says:

    Touche Lady Schwartz. Quite a trio indeed! Who’d’ve thought such a confluence of stupidity and ignorance could have emerged from the pack. Rikki-Tikki-Anemic-Polemic. Two Rick’s and a Michele = two dicks and a dick. Leon Spinks for President.

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