Chubbs decided it was time to mundify his old ways to really make his mark on the world, so he hung up his clown suit, threw away his hula hoop, repudiated Dingy and Bobo, looked at himself in the mirror and said, “Get ready for Perry, America. He’s running for office.”
I simply cannot wait to repudiate myself from this god damn office, especially this god damn desk neighbor who was assigned to shadow me in early March…her hum-singing, relentless self-ramblings, scab and wedgee picking, and overall being have made my life hell for the past 154 days, and I am truly looking forward to mundifying myself from all further associations with this god forsaken place.
Wendy’s attempt to repudiate her sordid history was sincere but a failure; having limited marketable skills she could not completely mundify herself of her past as a prostitute. Never at a loss for good old-fashioned moxie, Wendy donned a red nose and size 14 clown shoes, took on the moniker “Hooker with a Fart of Gold’ and put her only other skill to use in what was to become the greatest clown whore show on earth.