After being overslaughed again by his jealous bosses, Mervin had given up all hope (if they want to deprive him of every chance to move up the ranks and finally become the showgirl he was born to be, then they could all just go to hell), started his own Royally-themed drag show, and was crowned Queen of the Year for his colorful performance, “Marie Antoinette at the Guillotine.”
After spending most of his 5-year career at Machines, Machines, Machines discount depot high as a kite, surfing the interweb, and making himself invisible to customers, Smitty wasn’t surprised when his boss decided to overslaugh him for the Machine Inventory Management position; however, he never guessed that his lackluster performance was punishable by guillotine…but, alas, to fight it wasn’t in his nature, so off went his head.
“I cannot bzzzzzzzzzzz believe they oversloughed me and chose that bitch bzzzzzzzz as our new queen,” complained Gary Bee to Jerry Bee at the crowning ceremony. “I have worked my bzzzzzzzzz ass off trying to impress these idiots. Bzzzzz word around the hive is that she’s into corporal punishment,- guillotines and stuff. Well, is this bzzzzzz a punishable offense??!!” Gary Bee then turned and mooned her in anger. He was never seen again.