As Merkin McGee scouted the area for hot, rich dudes who she could possibly marry, she realized that the PathMark on a Sunday morning was not the best placed to troll for dates–unless she wanted to settle for the stooped, hoary gentlemen who were trying to pinch her butt.
Unfortunately, I blindly scarfed down the hoary Snickers before realizing its rancidity and hence had to spend the rest of my lunch break on the pot in the Whole Foods bathroom instead of scouting the park for celebrities to rob like I normally do.
Gary was surprised to hear that on his new job as a talent scout he had misunderstood his boss’ wishes and they were not pleased with the hoary, wizened old man he brought to the film set. “We said whory, you idiot,” they told him. Full of gumption, Gary dressed Old Man Wrinklenuts in a miniskirt, coconut bra and thigh-high boots and brought him in again, this time to his boss’ delight.