Mantic/meager

Captain and Elvis Sorel shared a magically mantic moment when they both foresaw themselves as nannies, caretakers, and godparents for the upcoming child Sorel. Until the glorious moment of birth and arrival, they dealt with their anticipation by pooping everywhere and eating meager amounts of dog and human food 70 times a day. 

–Cindy Capleton

“Just another mantic Monday,” Sir Pumpkin Longshanks sighed, as he made a meager offering of sweat, dedication, and song to the great one in gratitude for his safe return from the dreaded gray Albany, “Pranamami patanjalim.”
-Gladys Potter

After Paolo failed to make it as a fluffer (disgusted by the meager plot lines), a beekeeper (bees hate him) and most disappointingly, a make up artist for dogs (they’re too demanding), he thought he’d become a fortune-teller and finally use his mantic abilities to turn a profit. That, too, failed – Paolo could only see one day into the future and no one wants to pay someone to tell them that tomorrow they’ll run out of half and half.

~Lady Schwartz

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3 Responses to Mantic/meager

  1. Dr Banana says:

    The rich booming voice had such a mantic quality, Rebooba Caboogo clutched her meager butt cheeks as she released a surprising amount of gas into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming at a higher rate than scientists predicted.

  2. wrightless smalls says:

    At the corner of Putnam and Franklin Avenues you will find the shrine to the ghetto prophet, and no offering is too meager to leave our beloved mantic, so long as it’s left with true dedication to his being, Big Baby Jesus will feel the abundance of your adoration.

  3. Velma Creen says:

    Timing is everything. Lunatic ravings will morph into mantic genius – in time.
    Meager offeriings of simple solutions will evolve and others will reap the reward, and take credit – in time.
    Yeah! And they will turn a prophet (in his grave) – in time.
    So full of shit, it makes my eyes hurt.

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