Captain and Elvis Sorel shared a magically mantic moment when they both foresaw themselves as nannies, caretakers, and godparents for the upcoming child Sorel. Until the glorious moment of birth and arrival, they dealt with their anticipation by pooping everywhere and eating meager amounts of dog and human food 70 times a day.
“Just another mantic Monday,” Sir Pumpkin Longshanks sighed, as he made a meager offering of sweat, dedication, and song to the great one in gratitude for his safe return from the dreaded gray Albany, “Pranamami patanjalim.”
After Paolo failed to make it as a fluffer (disgusted by the meager plot lines), a beekeeper (bees hate him) and most disappointingly, a make up artist for dogs (they’re too demanding), he thought he’d become a fortune-teller and finally use his mantic abilities to turn a profit. That, too, failed – Paolo could only see one day into the future and no one wants to pay someone to tell them that tomorrow they’ll run out of half and half.