After Hatsumomo’s mizuage was officially made into a canonical state, she made the mammoth mistake of bragging to the other geishas in training, taunting them with, “My mizuage’s 600,000 ¥, my mizuage’s 600,000 ¥!” Fed up with her nonsense, they cut her hair off and threw her off a bridge.
Course Title: “Dolly’s Cans: Canonical or Canine-ical?”
Course Description: This course seeks to explore, dissect and rectify any confusion about references to Dolly Parton’s mammoth bazongas as “puppies.” Professor Taintsalot. Meets five times a week in the men’s bathroom in the east wing of Wieners Hall.
Tonight, canonical wordsmith status escapes me, for my syntactic skills are being consumed by a monstrous mammoth: my incomplete resume.