Canonical/mammoth

After Hatsumomo’s mizuage was officially made into a canonical state, she made the mammoth mistake of bragging to the other geishas in training, taunting them with, “My mizuage’s 600,000 ¥, my mizuage’s 600,000 ¥!” Fed up with her nonsense, they cut her hair off and threw her off a bridge.

–Cindy Capleton

Course Title: “Dolly’s Cans: Canonical or Canine-ical?”

Course Description:  This course seeks to explore, dissect and rectify any confusion about references to Dolly Parton’s mammoth bazongas as “puppies.” Professor Taintsalot. Meets five times a week in the men’s bathroom in the east wing of Wieners Hall.

~Lady Schwartz

Tonight, canonical wordsmith status escapes me, for my syntactic skills are being consumed by a monstrous mammoth: my incomplete resume.

-Gladys Potter

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2 Responses to Canonical/mammoth

  1. Dr Banana says:

    The Canonical Mammoths were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool in 1960. They are one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed acts in the history of popular music. From 1962, the group consisted of John Lebanon (rhythm guitar, vocals), Paul McCarthy (bass guitar, vocals), Ford Harrison (lead guitar, vocals), Ringo Planet (drums, vocals).

  2. Velma Creen says:

    Carey crooned canonical cantations, calling co-eds, “Come closer”. Mammoth mistake!

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