After years of prinking and prepping by stylists and beauticians, poking and prodding by plastic surgeons, and pulling and pushing in all directions by fans and haters alike, Amanda Lepore finally ascended her throne as the world’s most desired transgender icon, causing a hoopla of rejoicing amongst party-goers and trannies (including myself) around the world.
Getting caught up in the morning hoopla of feeding the cats, cleaning up ants, and dragging myself out of bed, I rarely have time to open my eyes and shower, let alone prink and beautify like many of my officemates. – Gladys Potter
All of the hoopla surrounding the upcoming rapture made me realize that the prinking and manscaping I do every morning in order to look my best is simply unnecessary. So on May 21 I decided to just go out without pants or makeup, nor do my hair – on my head or elsewhere, if you know what I mean.