Blandishment

The flowery blandishments I used to woo &%r*i) the night of the housewarming party were unsuccessful and unconvincing!

Despite the endless blandishments with which I shower each rich person I meet, I still can’t convince anyone to give me the millions I need to spend summers away!

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One Response to Blandishment

  1. peen says:

    To you, dear lover, do I bestow only the highest of praise, blandishment and flattery: your weiner’s length, girth and shade of purple are most epic in proportion and hue.

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